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Tesla Energy’s $10B Backlog: Crushing It… Just Not Yet
Wait—Tesla Energy Has a Backlog That Big? You ever see someone with way too many unopened Amazon boxes in their living room? That’s...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 30, 20253 min read


Tesla’s Semi Factory: Welcome to the Next Freight Train (But Cooler)
Source: Tesla Semi ( https://x.com/tesla_semi/status/1916905083973033994 ) You know that feeling when you show up to a construction site...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 29, 20252 min read


Tesla’s Secret Test Drive Across Europe: Why the “Vote” Could Change Everything
Alright, grab your coffee (or something stronger)—because we need to talk about what’s really happening on the roads of Europe right...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 28, 20253 min read


This Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore—Tesla’s Robotaxi Just Got Real
Clip from our Tuesday Livestream - tune in every Tuesday at 4PM EDT. So, let’s just start here: “It’s not a science project anymore.”...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 25, 20252 min read


Tesla’s Big Bet on Autonomy: Q1 Earnings Were Rough—But That’s Not the Point
So, Q1 was kind of a mess. Yeah, we said it. Revenue? Soft. Margins? Squeezed. Earnings per share? Oof. But here’s the thing nobody wants...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 24, 20253 min read
Tesla Q1: The Earnings Call We Want, Not the One We’ll Get
Tesla’s Q1 Earnings: Lower Your Expectations (Seriously) If you're expecting Tesla to crush Q1 earnings… you may be in for a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 21, 20253 min read


Tesla Q1 Earnings: What Investors Want vs. What We Actually Care About
Not All Investor Questions Are Created Equal The Say Technologies rankings are in. The most-voted questions from Tesla shareholders for...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 18, 20253 min read


Tesla’s Best Feature—and No One Knows It
Elon just said your next Tesla might drive itself right to your house. No delivery driver. No app-hopping. Just… summon and wait. Wild,...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 17, 20253 min read


Tesla’s All-American Flex: The Supply Chain Power Move Nobody’s Talking About
Ever look at your car and wonder how American it really is? Like, is it just wearing jeans and listening to Springsteen, or is it...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 10, 20253 min read


Tesla’s FSD (Supervised) Early Access Is Here—And Yeah, You Might Wanna Buckle Up
So guess what? Tesla just cracked open the gates on its FSD (Supervised) Early Access Program in the U.S.—and if you’ve already got Full...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 7, 20253 min read


Tariffs, Tesla, and the Ultimate Uno Reverse Card
Let’s get one thing straight: nobody actually wants tariffs. They’re the economic equivalent of stubbing your toe on the coffee...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 3, 20253 min read


Optimus Is About to Disrupt Automation Forever
Optimus Will Change Automation What if you could take the most boring, repetitive, mind-numbing factory jobs—and hand them off to a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 2, 20252 min read
Tesla Stock Buybacks: The Billion-Dollar Cheat Code Hiding in Plain Sight
Why Play Defense When You’ve Got a Money Printer? Alright, let’s just get this out there—Tesla should be doing stock buybacks. Not just...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 1, 20253 min read


The Tesla Engineer Who Bet on Tesla Stock Options—and Mapped His Way to Freedom
Not Your Typical Tech Bro You ever meet someone who just gets it? Like, not in a “they went to all the right schools and wore Patagonia...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 28, 20253 min read


Tesla FSD: China? Check. Robotaxi? Next.
China Becomes Tesla FSD's Latest Proving Ground China just became Tesla FSD's latest proving ground. We pulled together a compilation of...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 27, 20252 min read


Tesla’s Back in Beast Mode in China—And the New Model Y Is Leading the Charge
Tesla China The Numbers Don't Lie You know how some people think Tesla's losing steam in China? Yeah… no. Not even close. Last week—March...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 26, 20252 min read


Tesla Stock Just Ripped 12% in a Day. Here’s What (Probably) Happened.
The Tesla Stock Setup: Pain, Panic, and a Whole Lot of Shorts Let’s rewind real quick. March 24, 2025. Tesla stock closes at $279.13, up...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 25, 20252 min read


Tesla’s FSD vs. China’s Chaos: 8 Real-World Wins That Prove the Tech is Leveling Up
Tesla’s Full Self-Driving (FSD) just took on one of the toughest driving environments on the planet—China’s bustling, unpredictable...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 24, 20253 min read
Can FSD Crack Europe? The Regulatory Mess Holding Tesla Back
Alright, let’s talk about something that should be straightforward but, thanks to bureaucratic nonsense, is anything but: Tesla’s Full...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 20, 20253 min read


Nvidia, GM, and the Battle for Autonomy: Should Tesla Be Worried?
Tesla has been the undisputed leader in autonomous driving, but Nvidia’s new partnership with General Motors (GM) is raising eyebrows....
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 19, 20253 min read
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