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Tesla’s Real Robot Advantage: It’s Not the Brain, It’s the Body
Let’s cut through the noise. Everyone’s drooling over robot demos, flexing about neural networks, and pretending the future is just...
Rebellionaire Staff
4 days ago3 min read


2026 Tesla Model Y Refresh: Same Silhouette, Whole New Flex
The Six-Year Rule? Tesla Torches It. Most carmakers milk a platform for six or seven years, maybe swap the grille and call it a...
Rebellionaire Staff
6 days ago3 min read


Robotaxi’s Break-Even Math Just Got a Deadline—Sort Of
You ever ask someone for a timeline and they say “soon”… but then actually toss out a real number? That just happened. Kinda. So...
Rebellionaire Staff
7 days ago3 min read


Tesla Optimus V3: The Robot That Could Rewrite the Global Balance Sheet
“Optimus V3 is going to be 🤌 … Excellent review w @Tesla_Optimus team.”— Elon Musk on X, June 25 2025 x.com When Musk breaks out the...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 263 min read


Tesla Robotaxi Austin Adventure
6/25/25 12:26 PM EDT: Larry's First Ride Impressions (Part 1 & 2) So this was Larry’s first Tesla Robotaxi ride.Destination?...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 243 min read


Tesla’s “Brand Damage”? Look Again—It’s Still Eating Everyone’s Lunch
You’ve probably heard the noise, right? Tesla’s brand is “damaged.” Elon tweets too much. The Cybertruck looks like a toddler’s drawing...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 172 min read


Tesla’s Full Self-Driving Gets the Cold Shoulder in Stockholm: Progress Blocked by Paperwork?
So, Sweden just hit the brakes on Tesla. Not in a subtle, “let’s circle back next quarter” kind of way—but in a straight-up, formal...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 163 min read


BYD Heading for Bankruptcy? Latest in Tesla Killers.
Let’s cut the polite finance talk. BYD is pulling the kind of accounting stunt that makes Enron look like amateurs. And yeah, it’s...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 163 min read


June 22: Austin, Buckle Up—Robotaxis Are (Basically) Here
Wait, Didn’t We Swear It Was June 12? Yeah, guilty. A week ago we circled June 12 in red Sharpie, popped virtual champagne, and told...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 112 min read


Trump vs. Musk Just Nuked TSLA. We’re Still Laughing.
So, Trump lost it yesterday. June 5th. Full meltdown mode. He hopped on Truth Social (you know, the app formerly known as Twitter for...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 62 min read


Tesla’s Robotaxi Pilot: June 12 Is Either the Beginning or the Beginning of the End
June 12. Circle it. Tattoo it. Etch it into the stainless steel trim of your Cybertruck if you have to. Because in just a few days,...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 23 min read


Tesla Robotaxi Is Coming June 12 — And Yeah, This Might Actually Be It
Let’s skip the build-up. June 12. Austin. Tesla Robotaxi. The dream, the meme, the “sure buddy, we’ll believe it when we see it” moment?...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 294 min read


Elon Musk Just Doubled Down on Robotaxis, Optimus, and the End of Tesla as We Know It
Let’s get one thing straight—Elon Musk didn’t show up on CNBC to play defense. On May 20, 2025, he rolled into not one, but...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 224 min read


Tesla’s FSD Just Danced Through the Arc de Triomphe—And Europe Might Never Be the Same
Let’s set the scene. It’s a chilly May morning in Paris. You’ve got the usual chaos swirling around the Arc de Triomphe—scooters...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 164 min read


Tesla’s Giant Stack of Transformers Isn’t Just for Show—It’s a Warning Shot
Alright. Let’s talk about the giant transformer graveyard Tesla’s quietly building at Giga Texas. Or should I say birthplace ? Because...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 163 min read


2035: When Your Car Dumps the Steering Wheel and Your Dishwasher Gets Jealous
Meet Ashok—the Quiet VP Who Broke the Internet The dude was happy tinkering with line-following robots in college, ditched a “safe”...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 153 min read


Tesla Smashes Through $300: And Just Like That, TSLA’s Back
Grab your latte—this one’s gonna zig-zag faster than a Cybertruck doing donuts on Mars asphalt. Morning mayhem: green candles before most...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 133 min read


Robotaxis and Steakburgers: Why Steak 'n Shake’s Bet on Tesla Might Actually Make Sense
Let’s talk about something that sounds totally made up but is, in fact, very real: Steak 'n Shake wants to deliver your food in a Tesla...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 123 min read


Would You Trust a Driverless Uber? The Real Roadblock to Robotaxi Adoption
Imagine this: your Uber pulls up. Looks normal. Clean. Quiet. But there’s one small thing missing—the driver. Would you still hop in?...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 92 min read


The Rise and Fall of the Tesla Cybertruck Range Extender
Remember when the Tesla Cybertruck rolled out like a stainless steel fever dream from the future, and Elon promised it would crush every...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 83 min read
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