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You’ve probably heard the noise, right? Tesla’s brand is “damaged.” Elon tweets too much. The Cybertruck looks like a toddler’s drawing...

So, Sweden just hit the brakes on Tesla. Not in a subtle, “let’s circle back next quarter” kind of way—but in a straight-up, formal...

Let’s cut the polite finance talk. BYD is pulling the kind of accounting stunt that makes Enron look like amateurs. And yeah, it’s...

Wait, Didn’t We Swear It Was June 12? Yeah, guilty. A week ago we circled June 12  in red Sharpie, popped virtual champagne, and told...

So, Trump lost it yesterday. June 5th. Full meltdown mode. He hopped on Truth Social (you know, the app formerly known as Twitter for...

June 12. Circle it. Tattoo it. Etch it into the stainless steel trim of your Cybertruck if you have to. Because in just a few days,...

Let’s skip the build-up. June 12. Austin. Tesla Robotaxi. The dream, the meme, the “sure buddy, we’ll believe it when we see it” moment?...

Let’s get one thing straight—Elon Musk didn’t show up on CNBC to play defense. On May 20, 2025, he rolled into not one, but...

Let’s set the scene. It’s a chilly May morning in Paris. You’ve got the usual chaos swirling around the Arc de Triomphe—scooters...

Alright. Let’s talk about the giant transformer graveyard Tesla’s quietly building at Giga Texas. Or should I say birthplace ? Because...

Meet Ashok—the Quiet VP Who Broke the Internet The dude was happy tinkering with line-following robots in college, ditched a “safe”...

Grab your latte—this one’s gonna zig-zag faster than a Cybertruck doing donuts on Mars asphalt. Morning mayhem: green candles before most...

Let’s talk about something that sounds totally made up but is, in fact, very  real: Steak 'n Shake wants to deliver your food in a Tesla...

Imagine this: your Uber pulls up. Looks normal. Clean. Quiet. But there’s one small thing missing—the driver. Would you still hop in?...

Remember when the Tesla Cybertruck rolled out like a stainless steel fever dream from the future, and Elon promised it would crush every...

Let’s get this out of the way: Vineet Mehta walking out of Tesla after 18 years  is a big deal. Like, “Michael Jordan retires (the first...

Alright, let’s talk about the 100-day whirlwind Tesla just lived through—from January 20 to May 5, 2025. Politics, protests, presidential...

You see that Tesla AI tweet and think, Wait, are we actually doing this?  Like, for real for real  doing this? Robotaxis. June. In...

Alright, gather ‘round, Teslanaires and skeptics alike—because Elon’s at it again. On May 1st, 2025, he dropped one of those classic...

You could hear  the eye rolls when that one analyst piped up—"Uh, why are you guys doing vision-only?" Like, bro. Come on. Go ride in one...