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Tesla just pulled off the worst-kept secret in company history. The Model Y L in China is here, and honestly, no one’s surprised. We knew...

Alright, so you’ve seen the headlines screaming “Tesla nukes Dojo project!”  That sounds dramatic, right? But let’s slow down and...

Alright, Teslanaires. Tesla dropped their earnings report . It’s the quarter Tesla stopped teasing and actually did the thing . Robotaxis...

Tesla’s Q2 2025 earnings report drops tonight, and Rebellionaire's Matt Smith has already published his estimate: 46 cents in non-GAAP...

The Setup: Robotaxi in Austin Tesla quietly rolled out its vision-only, all-camera autonomous Robotaxi fleet on June 22, 2025 , in a...

So, Tesla finally did it. They launched the Model Y in India. Cue the fireworks, crank up the bhangra beats, throw some extra masala on...

Let’s take a second to talk about what just happened in Austin. Tesla expanded its Robotaxi service area. That part? Not shocking. But...

Let’s break this down. TSLL is a leveraged ETF that promises 2x Tesla’s daily  performance. Sounds exciting, right? For traders maybe....

Let’s cut through the noise. Everyone’s drooling over robot demos, flexing about neural networks, and pretending the future is just...

The Six-Year Rule? Tesla Torches It. Most carmakers milk a platform for six or seven years, maybe swap the grille and call it a...

You ever ask someone for a timeline and they say “soon”… but then actually toss out a real number? That just happened. Kinda. So...

“Optimus V3 is going to be 🤌 … Excellent review w @Tesla_Optimus team.”— Elon Musk on X, June 25 2025   x.com When Musk breaks out the...

6/25/25 12:26 PM EDT: Larry's First Ride Impressions (Part 1 & 2) So this was Larry’s first Tesla Robotaxi ride.Destination?...

You’ve probably heard the noise, right? Tesla’s brand is “damaged.” Elon tweets too much. The Cybertruck looks like a toddler’s drawing...

So, Sweden just hit the brakes on Tesla. Not in a subtle, “let’s circle back next quarter” kind of way—but in a straight-up, formal...

Let’s cut the polite finance talk. BYD is pulling the kind of accounting stunt that makes Enron look like amateurs. And yeah, it’s...

Wait, Didn’t We Swear It Was June 12? Yeah, guilty. A week ago we circled June 12  in red Sharpie, popped virtual champagne, and told...

So, Trump lost it yesterday. June 5th. Full meltdown mode. He hopped on Truth Social (you know, the app formerly known as Twitter for...

June 12. Circle it. Tattoo it. Etch it into the stainless steel trim of your Cybertruck if you have to. Because in just a few days,...

Let’s skip the build-up. June 12. Austin. Tesla Robotaxi. The dream, the meme, the “sure buddy, we’ll believe it when we see it” moment?...