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Tesla’s Semi Factory: Welcome to the Next Freight Train (But Cooler)
Source: Tesla Semi ( https://x.com/tesla_semi/status/1916905083973033994 ) You know that feeling when you show up to a construction site...
Rebellionaire Staff
11 minutes ago2 min read


Tesla’s Secret Test Drive Across Europe: Why the “Vote” Could Change Everything
Alright, grab your coffee (or something stronger)—because we need to talk about what’s really happening on the roads of Europe right...
Rebellionaire Staff
1 day ago3 min read


This Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore—Tesla’s Robotaxi Just Got Real
Clip from our Tuesday Livestream - tune in every Tuesday at 4PM EDT. So, let’s just start here: “It’s not a science project anymore.”...
Rebellionaire Staff
4 days ago2 min read


Tesla’s Big Bet on Autonomy: Q1 Earnings Were Rough—But That’s Not the Point
So, Q1 was kind of a mess. Yeah, we said it. Revenue? Soft. Margins? Squeezed. Earnings per share? Oof. But here’s the thing nobody wants...
Rebellionaire Staff
5 days ago3 min read


Markets Try to Regain Their Footing After Getting Punched in the Face
Monday was ugly. There’s no dressing that up. Dow dropped almost 1,000 points. S&P down 2.4%. Nasdaq off 2.6%. That’s not “volatility.”...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 222 min read
Tesla Q1: The Earnings Call We Want, Not the One We’ll Get
Tesla’s Q1 Earnings: Lower Your Expectations (Seriously) If you're expecting Tesla to crush Q1 earnings… you may be in for a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 213 min read


Tesla Q1 Earnings: What Investors Want vs. What We Actually Care About
Not All Investor Questions Are Created Equal The Say Technologies rankings are in. The most-voted questions from Tesla shareholders for...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 183 min read


Tesla’s Best Feature—and No One Knows It
Elon just said your next Tesla might drive itself right to your house. No delivery driver. No app-hopping. Just… summon and wait. Wild,...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 173 min read


VIX Spike Signals Market Bottom? Here’s Why Bradford Thinks Panic Has Peaked
You ever watch the market freak out in real time? Because that’s what just happened. On April 15th, the VIX—the so-called "fear gauge" of...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 162 min read


The Boring Stock With Explosive Potential
Let’s get one thing out of the way— Lemonade isn’t flashy. No humanoid robots. No EV hype. No FSD demos or Dojo chips. Just... insurance....
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 152 min read


The Dollar’s Downfall: Trade War Roulette and the Great Unraveling
You know it’s bad when the dollar starts acting like a meme stock on a Friday afternoon. April 11, 2025. Mark it down. That’s the day the...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 143 min read


The S&P 500 Just Had a Wild 9.5% Day—Now What?
So… the S&P 500 decided to go absolutely feral on April 9th, jumping 9.5% in a single day. Not a typo. Nine. Point. Five. Percent. In...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 113 min read


Tesla’s All-American Flex: The Supply Chain Power Move Nobody’s Talking About
Ever look at your car and wonder how American it really is? Like, is it just wearing jeans and listening to Springsteen, or is it...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 103 min read


When the VIX Passes 50, the Smart Money Stops Screaming and Starts Buying
The VIX Passes 50 Alright. Deep breath. You saw it. I saw it. The VIX just spiked over 50. Markets tanked—12% drop in the S&P 500 in four...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 93 min read


This Ain’t My First Rodeo: Tariff Volatility and Market Panic Are Back, But You Don’t Have to Be a Hero
Let’s get something straight—this whole market panic? Not new. Not the end of the world. Not even the weirdest thing to happen in the...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 83 min read


Tesla’s FSD (Supervised) Early Access Is Here—And Yeah, You Might Wanna Buckle Up
So guess what? Tesla just cracked open the gates on its FSD (Supervised) Early Access Program in the U.S.—and if you’ve already got Full...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 73 min read


Staying Steady: Navigating Market Volatility Amidst Trump's 2025 Tariffs
Trump's 2025 Tariffs There’s a special kind of chaos that comes with watching your portfolio swing like a caffeinated toddler on a jungle...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 42 min read


Tariffs, Tesla, and the Ultimate Uno Reverse Card
Let’s get one thing straight: nobody actually wants tariffs. They’re the economic equivalent of stubbing your toe on the coffee...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 33 min read


Optimus Is About to Disrupt Automation Forever
Optimus Will Change Automation What if you could take the most boring, repetitive, mind-numbing factory jobs—and hand them off to a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 22 min read
Tesla Stock Buybacks: The Billion-Dollar Cheat Code Hiding in Plain Sight
Why Play Defense When You’ve Got a Money Printer? Alright, let’s just get this out there—Tesla should be doing stock buybacks. Not just...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 13 min read
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