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Tesla Q3 2025 Deliveries: Records on Wheels—and on the Grid
What happened in Q3 2025? Tesla reported record deliveries of 497,099 vehicles against 447,450 produced , plus a record 12.5 GWh of...
Rebellionaire Staff
Oct 2, 20253 min read


Megablock, Explained: Tesla’s Plug-and-Play Grid Battery (and Why It Matters)
TL;DR: Tesla’s new Megablock is a factory-built, utility-scale battery “block” that bundles four Megapack 3 units + transformer +...
Rebellionaire Staff
Sep 29, 20254 min read


Elon Musk's Billion-Dollar Tesla Buy and What It Means
On Friday, while analysts were scratching their heads over Tesla’s stock ripping higher with “no news,” the truth quietly dropped: Elon...
Rebellionaire Staff
Sep 15, 20253 min read


Tesla’s Megablock: Breaking the Transformer Bottleneck
Tesla’s “Las Megas” event in Las Vegas wasn’t just a flashy product showcase. It was a warning shot to legacy power players and a promise...
Rebellionaire Staff
Sep 11, 20253 min read


Las Megas: Tesla Just Rewired the Future of Energy
Tesla Megablock Las Vegas has seen its share of flashy shows, but last night Tesla Energy rolled out something different. Forget neon...
Rebellionaire Staff
Sep 9, 20254 min read


Elon’s $87 Billion Bet: Tesla’s 2025 CEO Performance Award
When Tesla dropped its latest proxy, one section towered over everything else: Proposal Four — the 2025 CEO Performance Award. It’s a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Sep 5, 20254 min read


FSD v14: The Quiet Revolution Everyone’s Sleeping On
“Look how good I am, dad, I can change lanes!” That was the joke running around Tesla land a couple versions ago, when FSD basically...
Rebellionaire Staff
Aug 28, 20253 min read


Tesla’s Bold Shift: Model Y L and the FSD 14 Rumors
Tesla just pulled off the worst-kept secret in company history. The Model Y L in China is here, and honestly, no one’s surprised. We knew...
Rebellionaire Staff
Aug 21, 20253 min read


Dojo Isn’t Dead—It’s Just... Getting Folded In
Alright, so you’ve seen the headlines screaming “Tesla nukes Dojo project!” That sounds dramatic, right? But let’s slow down and...
Rebellionaire Staff
Aug 11, 20253 min read


Tesla Q2 2025: The Quarter the Future Showed Up
Alright, Teslanaires. Tesla dropped their earnings report . It’s the quarter Tesla stopped teasing and actually did the thing . Robotaxis...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jul 23, 20253 min read


Tesla Q2 2025 Earnings Preview: Why One Analyst Expects 46¢ EPS and a Major Margin Rebound
Tesla’s Q2 2025 earnings report drops tonight, and Rebellionaire's Matt Smith has already published his estimate: 46 cents in non-GAAP...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jul 23, 20252 min read


Wall Street Takes the Back Seat: JPMorgan’s Auto Chief Says Tesla’s Robotaxi Is ‘Solid’—Should Uber Be Nervous?
The Setup: Robotaxi in Austin Tesla quietly rolled out its vision-only, all-camera autonomous Robotaxi fleet on June 22, 2025 , in a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jul 22, 20252 min read


Tesla Just Dropped a $70,000 Model Y in India. Wait… What?
So, Tesla finally did it. They launched the Model Y in India. Cue the fireworks, crank up the bhangra beats, throw some extra masala on...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jul 15, 20253 min read


Tesla’s Robotaxi Zone Just Doubled—And It’s a Bigger Deal Than You Think
Let’s take a second to talk about what just happened in Austin. Tesla expanded its Robotaxi service area. That part? Not shocking. But...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jul 14, 20254 min read


Is $TSLL a Trap? Some Thoughts
Let’s break this down. TSLL is a leveraged ETF that promises 2x Tesla’s daily performance. Sounds exciting, right? For traders maybe....
Rebellionaire Staff
Jul 11, 20252 min read


Tesla’s Real Robot Advantage: It’s Not the Brain, It’s the Body
Let’s cut through the noise. Everyone’s drooling over robot demos, flexing about neural networks, and pretending the future is just...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jul 3, 20253 min read


2026 Tesla Model Y Refresh: Same Silhouette, Whole New Flex
The Six-Year Rule? Tesla Torches It. Most carmakers milk a platform for six or seven years, maybe swap the grille and call it a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jul 1, 20253 min read


Robotaxi’s Break-Even Math Just Got a Deadline—Sort Of
You ever ask someone for a timeline and they say “soon”… but then actually toss out a real number? That just happened. Kinda. So...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 30, 20253 min read


Tesla Optimus V3: The Robot That Could Rewrite the Global Balance Sheet
“Optimus V3 is going to be 🤌 … Excellent review w @Tesla_Optimus team.”— Elon Musk on X, June 25 2025 x.com When Musk breaks out the...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 26, 20253 min read


Tesla Robotaxi Austin Adventure
6/25/25 12:26 PM EDT: Larry's First Ride Impressions (Part 1 & 2) So this was Larry’s first Tesla Robotaxi ride.Destination?...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jun 24, 20253 min read
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