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Would You Trust a Driverless Uber? The Real Roadblock to Robotaxi Adoption
Imagine this: your Uber pulls up. Looks normal. Clean. Quiet. But there’s one small thing missing—the driver. Would you still hop in?...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 92 min read


The Rise and Fall of the Tesla Cybertruck Range Extender
Remember when the Tesla Cybertruck rolled out like a stainless steel fever dream from the future, and Elon promised it would crush every...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 83 min read


Vineet Mehta Leaves Tesla After 18 Years—And It’s Not the Panic Moment Some Think It Is
Let’s get this out of the way: Vineet Mehta walking out of Tesla after 18 years is a big deal. Like, “Michael Jordan retires (the first...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 83 min read


Tesla’s Last 100 Days: What Just Happened Under Trump 2.0?
Alright, let’s talk about the 100-day whirlwind Tesla just lived through—from January 20 to May 5, 2025. Politics, protests, presidential...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 74 min read


Tesla’s June Robotaxi Push: Bold Bet or Another Broken Promise?
You see that Tesla AI tweet and think, Wait, are we actually doing this? Like, for real for real doing this? Robotaxis. June. In...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 53 min read


Elon Musk Just Teased Major FSD Updates—Again. Is This Finally the Leap?
Alright, gather ‘round, Teslanaires and skeptics alike—because Elon’s at it again. On May 1st, 2025, he dropped one of those classic...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 23 min read


Out-of-touch Investors and the Coming Reality Check
You could hear the eye rolls when that one analyst piped up—"Uh, why are you guys doing vision-only?" Like, bro. Come on. Go ride in one...
Rebellionaire Staff
May 12 min read


Tesla Energy’s $10B Backlog: Crushing It… Just Not Yet
Wait—Tesla Energy Has a Backlog That Big? You ever see someone with way too many unopened Amazon boxes in their living room? That’s...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 303 min read


Tesla’s Semi Factory: Welcome to the Next Freight Train (But Cooler)
Source: Tesla Semi ( https://x.com/tesla_semi/status/1916905083973033994 ) You know that feeling when you show up to a construction site...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 292 min read


Tesla’s Secret Test Drive Across Europe: Why the “Vote” Could Change Everything
Alright, grab your coffee (or something stronger)—because we need to talk about what’s really happening on the roads of Europe right...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 283 min read


This Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore—Tesla’s Robotaxi Just Got Real
Clip from our Tuesday Livestream - tune in every Tuesday at 4PM EDT. So, let’s just start here: “It’s not a science project anymore.”...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 252 min read


Tesla’s Big Bet on Autonomy: Q1 Earnings Were Rough—But That’s Not the Point
So, Q1 was kind of a mess. Yeah, we said it. Revenue? Soft. Margins? Squeezed. Earnings per share? Oof. But here’s the thing nobody wants...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 243 min read
Tesla Q1: The Earnings Call We Want, Not the One We’ll Get
Tesla’s Q1 Earnings: Lower Your Expectations (Seriously) If you're expecting Tesla to crush Q1 earnings… you may be in for a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 213 min read


Tesla Q1 Earnings: What Investors Want vs. What We Actually Care About
Not All Investor Questions Are Created Equal The Say Technologies rankings are in. The most-voted questions from Tesla shareholders for...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 183 min read


Tesla’s Best Feature—and No One Knows It
Elon just said your next Tesla might drive itself right to your house. No delivery driver. No app-hopping. Just… summon and wait. Wild,...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 173 min read


Tesla’s All-American Flex: The Supply Chain Power Move Nobody’s Talking About
Ever look at your car and wonder how American it really is? Like, is it just wearing jeans and listening to Springsteen, or is it...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 103 min read


Tesla’s FSD (Supervised) Early Access Is Here—And Yeah, You Might Wanna Buckle Up
So guess what? Tesla just cracked open the gates on its FSD (Supervised) Early Access Program in the U.S.—and if you’ve already got Full...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 73 min read


Tariffs, Tesla, and the Ultimate Uno Reverse Card
Let’s get one thing straight: nobody actually wants tariffs. They’re the economic equivalent of stubbing your toe on the coffee...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 33 min read


Optimus Is About to Disrupt Automation Forever
Optimus Will Change Automation What if you could take the most boring, repetitive, mind-numbing factory jobs—and hand them off to a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 22 min read
Tesla Stock Buybacks: The Billion-Dollar Cheat Code Hiding in Plain Sight
Why Play Defense When You’ve Got a Money Printer? Alright, let’s just get this out there—Tesla should be doing stock buybacks. Not just...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 13 min read
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