Cybertruck FSD V13 Review: The Beast Learns to Drive

What Makes the Cybertruck FSD V13 Review So Important?

Okay, picture this: you’re sitting in a literal tank on wheels—Tesla’s Cybertruck. It’s shiny, angular, probably bulletproof, and ready to prove it’s smarter than you are. We’re testing out FSD V13. The future, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Spoiler: It’s mostly true.

So, how do you even turn this thing on? Matt’s over there fumbling like it’s an escape room puzzle—“Push the button. No, not that button. The other button.” Classic Tesla vibes. Finally, the Cybertruck decides, “Alright, human, I’ll drive. Watch and learn.”

And yeah, it drives. But it’s not just driving; it’s… thinking. You can practically hear the little robot brain inside going, “Hmm, roundabout? Let’s see how this goes.” Spoiler: not great. It kinda just guesses, like your friend who’s bad at Mario Kart but insists on using the shortcuts. At one point, it got so close to the curb I thought it wanted to give the sidewalk a hug.

When It Works, It’s Magic. When It Doesn’t, It’s Hilarious.

Let’s talk about the good stuff. The braking? Smooth. The acceleration? Actually chill—like it’s got nothing to prove. And the way it spotted a "No Turn on Red" sign faster than any of us? Chef’s kiss. None of us in the truck immediately noticed the sign and absolutely would've turned right on red. Cybertruck keeping us ticket free since 2024.

But then we encountered the parking attempt. That was....interesting. Laughably so. Right over the line, bold as hell. You almost want to pat it on the hood and say, “Nice try, buddy. We’ll work on that.”

The Bigger Picture: Why This Matters

Here’s the thing: this isn’t just about a quirky test drive. Tesla’s not playing around with FSD. The Cybertruck might be learning the rules of the road, but Tesla? They’re rewriting them. In this Cybertruck FSD V13 review, we’re seeing how Tesla’s improvements are redefining the road and leaving traditional automakers scrambling to keep up.

And as a shareholder? This is where it gets juicy. The smoother and smarter Tesla’s FSD gets, the closer we are to a world where your car earns money while you binge-watch Netflix. It’s not just a feature; it’s a whole new business model. And it’s happening way faster than most people realize.

Final Thoughts: Should You Be Excited?

Yeah, absolutely. Sure, V13 has its quirks—roundabouts still feel like its kryptonite, and parking could use a therapy session—but this isn’t just software. It’s progress you can feel.

If you’re already team Tesla, you’re grinning. If you’re not? Maybe it’s time to rethink your loyalty to boring old cars that actually need you to drive. Because while the Cybertruck’s still figuring out how to park like a civilized being, it’s already showing us what the future of driving looks like.